i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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