I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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