I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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