We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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