in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Sext me about skeletons
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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