i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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