Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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