Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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