i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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