I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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