what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
