Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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