so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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