didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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