Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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