it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i think i have herpe
just one?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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