talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Randomize
