i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Your penis caused this!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
