I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Dignity is for republicans.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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