Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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