Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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