This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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