Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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