i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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