i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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