Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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