Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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