She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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