Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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