last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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