I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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