He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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