wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Life is so much better after having sex.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
