Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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