So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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