I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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