Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Houston, we have a squirter
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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