He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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