feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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