This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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