Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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