i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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