but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
