i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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