Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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