I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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