i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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