uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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