brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
This is not my ceiling
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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