I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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