Don't you send me to vm
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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