**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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