GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
