we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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